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Anglické vtipy

23. ledna 2011 v 14:17 | quack
Něco málo z angličtiny ... :) Celkem špatně se mi hledaly nějaké dobré vtipy, protože angličani mají opravdu prapodivné vtipy .. :D

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1 MíšaSnowy MíšaSnowy | Web | 23. ledna 2011 v 19:11 | Reagovat

dobré vtipy, ale moc jsem je nepochopila :D

2 quack quack | Web | 23. ledna 2011 v 19:45 | Reagovat

Něco z toho jsou spíš takové životní pravdy ...

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